Once a Physicist was giving a talk to a community group.
An older woman listened patiently, then politely informed him that his model of the Universe simply was not right. A wise man had taught her that the world rested on the back of a giant tortoise.
The physicist gently pointed out that this left the problem of what the tortoise was standing on.
She replied: "You're very clever, young man, very clever. But it turtles, all the way down!"