Do Not Read - Boring, Offensive, Tacky

PINKPAW _{and company}

Boring, Offensive, Tacky, etc.
Do Not Read.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Next mood swing in 6 minutes.

Make yourself at home!
Clean my kitchen.

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

I pretend to work.
They pretend to pay me.

Did the aliens forget to remove your rectal probe?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, and disorder!
My work here is done.

Kill 'em all.
Let God sort 'em out.

Why is a woman's mind cleaner than a man's?
Because she changes it more often.

Yea,
though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil,
for I am the baddest son-of-a-bitch in the valley.