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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears her husband's car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside the closet, the boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes, it is", the lover replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks" the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball...," the boy says. "OK, how much?" the man replies after considering his situation. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS!" the man repeats, but complies to keep him quiet. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places the lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes, it is," the man replies. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK, how much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the boy's father says, "Hey son. Get your baseball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards or candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS? That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down and says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says. |
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