| FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S
DOG |
| FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. |
| 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer |
| AMANA WASHER $100.OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM
WASHED. |
| SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. |
| FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG |
| 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:1 5-finger, 1 3-finger,
PAIR: $15 |
| TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988
MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 |
| COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. |
| 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000 |
| STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15 |
| SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE. 89 cents |
| GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN.
FREE. |
| FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT
URINE SMELL. |
| FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2
BATH HOME. |
| NORDIC TRACK $300. HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE |
| BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE
PRODUCTS" |
| SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS |
| FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT
AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD. |
| HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK,
WE HAVE IT!" |
| GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL. HOLDS 2 1/2
BOTTLES OF BEER. |
| HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB |
| GEORGIA PEACHES! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. |
| NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
SLIGHTLY STAINED |
| FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. |
| AMERICAN FLAG. 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED. $100 |
| TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT
SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. |
| EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX
SPRINGS -$175. |
| OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN
LEATHER. |
| JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER
$300. |
| LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. |
| ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER |
| GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb. |
| GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL. |
| OPEN HOUSE. BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &
DONUTS |
| KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box |
| FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb. |
| FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. |