 | You try to enter your password on the microwave. |
| You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." |
| You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. |
| You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. |
| You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" |
| Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. |
| You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. |
| You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. |
| Your daughter just bought on one CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised. |
| You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. |
| You hit the wrong button when you're in the elevator and start shouting "Undo! Undo!" at the stupid panel. |